I am 100% awkward

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[X] I've told someone goodbye and we both end up walking in the same direction. 
[x] I've been blamed looking at a girl's boobs because she had on a graphic tee and I just wanted to see what it says. 
[X] I've correctly mentally solved a math question in my head, but used a calculator anyways to make sure it was right.

Total: 3

[X] I've thought I looked good in the mirror, only to take the picture to see I came out looking like a troll. 
[X] I have over 500 songs on my iPod but I'm not in the mood to listen to any of them. 
[x] The only thing I know on a test is my name. 
[X] I've tried to tell a friend a joke but I couldn't stop laughing. When I finally get the joke out they don't get it.

Total: 7

[X] I thought I did good on a test only to get a D or an F. 
[x] I've tried to explain a song to my friends and didn't wanna sing it but they made me anyways. 
[X] I've fallen up the stairs. (But gravity brought me down after I hit my face)

total: 10

[X] I've sent a text message to a friend and realized I made some errors and typos. But of course it's too late to go back and change them. (My phone allows blank texts so I waste a lot of minutes by accident)
[X] Your friends are singing Happy Birthday to you and you reply, "Awww. Thanks you too!" It's not their birthday. 
[X] Someone tells a funny joke and you're the only person still laughing when everyone else has calmed down. 
[X] I've accidentally typed <nobr>my password</nobr> in the username slot (Too many times. And I get paranoid that someone in the window sees me type it in.)

total: 14

[X] Having a dream, within a dream, within a dream. 
[X] Being the only second grader with roseart crayons because you're mom was to cheap to buy crayola. 
[X] Saving a file "ghjk" only to realize there's already a file on your computer with that name. (why save it as "ghjk" in the first place?) 
[X] Made eye contact with someone while they're eating a banana.
[X] My teacher told me to read aloud during class but I don't know what page we are on.  
[x] Talked to someone on facebook only to have them delete their comment and it looks like I'm talking to myself.

total: 20

[X] I've walked home from somewhere to see a white van just parked there and I assume it's the ice cream man. (Nope, pedophile)
[X] I've dropped money or change in front of a hobo. 
[x] Singing and Dancing really loud in the car only to turn my head and see the person next to me with this face...0_o 
[X] I've looked both ways down a one way street. (Some people are just dumb...) 
[X] I've been caught talking to myself and tried to play it off. 

Total: 25

Final Total:25

Multiply total by 3. Divide by 25 then multiply by 100. For title post as "I am ___% awkward."
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